A man playing on a new golf course got confused as to what hole he was on. He saw a lady playing ahead of him . He walked up to her and asked her if she knew what hole he was playing?
She replied, “I am playing on the 7th hole and you are a hole behind me, so you must be on the 6th hole.”
He thanked her and went back to his golf game.
Then again on the back nine, the same thing happened and again he couldn’t remember what hole he was on.
He saw the lady and decided to ask her again.
She said, ” I’m on the 14th this time, and you are one hole behind, so you must be on the 13th.”
Once again he thanked her.
He finished his round of golf and went into the club house and saw the lady sitting at the bar. He went up to her and
said, ” Let me buy you a drink to show my appreciation for your help.”
They then started a conversation, and he then asked her ” So what kind of work do you do?” She replied “I am
in sales.” He said “I am in sales too.”
He then asked what she sold. She said ” If I told you, you would laugh.” ” No I won’t” he replied.
“I sell tampons” she said.
With that he fell on the floor laughing so hard, she said ” I knew you would laugh.”
“That’s not what I am laughing at” he replied, “I’m a toilet paper salesman, So I’m STILL one hole behind you.” 😯 👿 ➡