Tittertastic Sunday – Waiting To Go To Paradise

God appeared and said, “I want the men to make two lines. One line for the men who were true heads of their household, and the other line for the men who were dominated by their women.

I want all the women to report to St. Peter .”
Soon, the women were gone, and there were two lines of men.

The line of the men who were dominated by their wives was a 100 miles long, and in the line of men who truly were heads of their household, there was only one man.

God said to the long line, “You men should be ashamed of yourselves, I created you to be the head of your household! You have been disobedient and have not fulfilled your purpose! Of all of you, only one obeyed. Learn from him.”

God turned to the one man, “How did you manage to be the only one in this line?”

The man replied, “My wife told me to stand here.” 😯 ➡

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  1. A true man with a very true woman. Enjoy your Sunday Steveo. See ya my friend.

    Cruisin Paul

    PS: Wasn’t that aweful how Trump treated your Prime Minister. That’s how he treated my Prime Minister. I guess he doesn’t like Prime Ministers and anyone to tell you the truth except Putin in Russia. Lovely dovey I guess.

  2. Comedy Plus says:

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    You men are all lost. Bwahahahahahahahaha.

    Have a tittertastic day, Steve. 🙂

  3. Rhonda Albom says:

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    Brilliant. That is hilarious.