Tittertastic Sunday – Pastor’s Business Card

PriestA new pastor was visiting in the homes of his parishioners. At one house it seemed obvious that someone was at home, but no answer came to his repeated knocks at the door.

Therefore, he took out a business card and wrote “Revelation 3:20” on the back of it and stuck it in the door.

When the offering was processed the following Sunday, he found that his card had been returned. Added to it was this cryptic message, “Genesis 3:10.”

Reaching for his Bible to check out the citation, he broke up in gales of laughter. Revelation 3:20 begins “Behold, I stand at the door and knock.” Genesis 3:10 reads, “I heard your voice in the garden and I was afraid, for I was naked.” šŸ™‚

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  1. Rhonda Albom says:

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    I guess those bible verses can come in handy.

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    Steve,

    Excellent! Excellent, giggles! I’ve read this before but forgot about it until I got to the punch line. Great fun. Thanks for the laughs and smiles and for your visit, dear friend! Have laughtastic week!

  3. Comedy Plus says:

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    Bwahahahahahahahaha. Love this

    Have a tittertastic Sunday, Steve. šŸ™‚

  4. You never know, if she had opened the door, he might have blessed her, again and again and again.
    Have a blessed Sunday Steveo. See ya.

    Cruisin Paul

  5. messymimi says:

    Heeheehee! Somebody was in the shower, iā€™m guessing. At least they all have a sense of humor about it.