Tittertastic Sunday – Pigs

A farmer had 5 female pigs. Times were hard, so he decided to take them to the county fair and sell them. At the fair, he met another farmer who owned 5 male pigs. After talking a bit, they decided to mate the pigs and split everything 50/50.
The farmers lived 60 miles apart, so they decided to drive 30 miles each morning and find a field in which to let the pigs mate.

The first morning, the farmer with the female pigs got up at 5am., loaded the pigs into the family station wagon (the only vehicle he had) and drove the 30 miles.

While the pigs were in the field mating, he asked the other farmer, “How will I know if they are pregnant?”

The other farmer replied, “If they’re lying in the grass tomorrow morning, they’ll be pregnant. If they’re lying in the mud, they’re not.”

The next morning the pigs were rolling in the mud. So he hosed them off, loaded them into the family station wagon again and proceeded to try again.

This continued each morning for more than a week and the farmers were worn out.

The next morning, one was too tired to even get out of bed. So he called out to his wife, “Honey, please look outside and tell me whether the pigs are in the mud or in the grass.”

“Neither,” yelled his wife, “They’re in the station wagon. And one of them is honking the horn.” :mrgreen: 🙂 😀

9 Responses to “Tittertastic Sunday – Pigs”

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  1. Rosey says:

    I guess they didn’t care if the farmers were tired or not! Have a great weekend!

  2. Comedy Plus says:

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    Bwahahahahahahahaha. They understand English very well don’t they. Good one.

    Have a tittertastic day, Steve. 🙂

  3. His wife probably said to farmer, what about me? I’ll roll in the grass if you want to.

    See ya Steveo. Enjoy Sunday.

    Cruisin Paul

  4. messymimi says:

    Heeheehee! They’d found the perfect dating service!

  5. Rhonda Albom says:

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    What a habit they got into.