Tittertastic Sunday – Private Part

GrandfatherAn old man, Mr.. Wallace, was living in a nursing home. One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed.
Nurse Tracy asked him if there was anything wrong.
‘Yes, Nurse Tracy ,’ said Mr. Wallace. ‘My Private Part died today, and I am very sad.
Knowing her patients were a little forgetful and sometimes a little crazy, she replied,
‘Oh, I’m so sorry, Mr. Wallace. Please accept my condolences.’
The following day, Mr. Wallace was walking down the hall with his Private Part hanging out of his pyjamas. He met Nurse Tracy.
‘Mr. Wallace,’ she said, ‘You shouldn’t be walking down the hall like that. Please put your Private Part back inside your pyjamas.’
‘But, Nurse Tracy I can’t,’ replied Mr.. Wallace. ‘I told you yesterday that my Private Part died.’
‘Yes,’ said Nurse Tracy , ‘you did tell me that, but why is it hanging out of your pyjamas?’
‘Well,’ he replied, ‘Today is the viewing.’ 😯 😯

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  1. The viewing will be at 2:00 and all the women are welcomed to be there. Maybe they can revive his private part. Jesus brought back the dead maybe they can do the same. LOL
    See ya Steveo.

    Cruisin Paul

  2. Comedy Plus says:

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    Bless his heart. Some things you can’t unsee.

    Have a tittertastic day, Steve. 🙂

  3. messymimi says:

    Oh, the poor dear, but i think tbis funeral needs to be immediate family only!

  4. Rhonda Albom says:

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    I really don’t want to go to the viewing.