Tittertastic Sunday – Problem In The Office

A never-ending Board of Directors quandary.

All the members of the company’s Board of Directors were called into the Chairman’s office, one after another, until only Ted, the junior member, was left sitting outside.

Finally it was his turn to be summoned.

Ted entered the office to find the Chairman and the other four Directors seated at the far end of the boardroom table.
Ted was instructed to stand at the other end of the table, which he did.
The Chairman looked Ted squarely in the eye, and with a stern voice, he asked: “Have you ever had sex with my secretary, Miss Floyd?”

“Oh, no, sir, positively not…!” Ted replied.

“Are you absolutely sure…?” asked the chairman.

“Honest, I’ve never been close enough to even touch her…!”

“You’d swear to that…?”

“Yes, I swear I’ve never had sex with Miss Floyd, anytime, anywhere…” insisted Ted.

“Good. Then YOU fire her.” 😯

12 Responses to “Tittertastic Sunday – Problem In The Office”

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  1. After asking him to fire her, I’d go right away and have sex with her and let them fire her. Sounds like she’s quite a woman. Ha,ha,ha.

    Steveo, in a couple hours we are leaving to go to the airport to go to Fort Lauderdale and then get on the Celebrity Reflection for our cruise. See ya my friend and I’ll see ya when I get back. Ciao my good friend.

    Cruisin Paul

  2. Sandee
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    Bwahahahahahahahahahaha. Can you say compromised?

    Have a tittertastic day, Steve. πŸ™‚

  3. mimi says:

    Well, i guess that’s one way to get to be the hatchet man, stay on the straight and narrow!

  4. Cathy Kennedy
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    Steve,

    This reminds me the day when I worked. There were quite a few women having extra-marital relations with the bosses and I thought that was the horribliest thing ever! Putting the seriousness aside, this is kinda funny. πŸ™‚

  5. Rhonda Albom
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    I guess he’d be impartial.

  6. Rosey says:

    No such thing as that kind of job security, I guess, lolol