An oldie
An elderly woman, well into her eighties, slowly entered the front door of a ‘Sex Shop’.
Obviously unstable on her feet, she wobbled the few paces across to the counter.
Finally, after grabbing the counter for support, she stuttered to the sales assistant.
“Dooo youu have dilllldooos?”
The assistant (trying not to laugh), politely replied.
“Yes, we do have dildos. Actually, we carry many different models.”
The old woman then asked.
“Doooo youuu haave aaa ppinkk onne, ttenn inchessss llong aandd aaboutt ttwoo inchesss thiickk … aaand rrunns on bbaatteries?”
Trying not to laugh, but with a smile creeping around his mouth, the assistant responded. “Yes, yes we do.”
She then stammered. “Ddooo yyoouu kknnooww hhoww ttoo tturrrn iittt offf?” 😯 😯 🙂
Hottt grandmaaaa III ttthink. SSSound lllike aaa rreal ppproblem.
SSSeee yyyay SSSteveo.
CCCcruisin PPaul
Twitter ID: bethere2day
Oh I see your having the same problem Pauleo I suggest you pull out the batteries 😯
Thanks for buzzing by have a stuttertastic Sunday ➡
What batteries Steveo? ha,ha,ha. See ya.
Cruisin paul
Twitter ID: bethere2day
Those extra energy ones your using 😯 🙂
Oh, dear. Let’s hope he was able to help her, although i guess the battieries would run down eventually.
Twitter ID: bethere2day
Unfortunately I have since found the batteries are prolonged life versions 🙂
Thanks for buzzing by Mimi have a fully chargedtastic Sunday ➡
Twitter ID: mycomedyplus
Bwahahahahahahaha. I didn’t see that coming, but I should have.
Have a tittertastic Sunday, Steve. 🙂
Twitter ID: bethere2day
Nor did she Sandee LOL
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Twitter ID: Rhonda Albom
I guess granny needs to learn a little hi-tech. Those switches can be tricky.
Twitter ID: bethere2day
She was very shaky LOL
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