An elderly woman, well into her eighties, slowly entered the front door of a ‘Sex Shop’.
Obviously unstable on her feet, she wobbled the few paces across to the counter.
Finally, after grabbing the counter for support, she stuttered to the sales assistant.
“Dooo youu have dilllldooos?”
The assistant (trying not to laugh), politely replied.
“Yes, we do have dildos. Actually, we carry many different models.”
The old woman then asked.
“Doooo youuu haave aaa ppinkk onne, ttenn inchessss llong aandd aaboutt ttwoo inchesss thiickk … aaand rrunns on bbaatteries?”
Trying not to laugh, but with a smile creeping around his mouth, the assistant responded. “Yes, yes we do.”
She then stammered. “Ddooo yyoouu kknnooww hhoww ttoo tturrrn iittt offf?” 😯 😯 🙂