Tittertastic Sunday – Seniors Looking For Romance

FOXY LADY:
Sexy, fashion-conscious blue-haired beauty,80’s, slim, 5’4′ (used to be 5’6′), searching for sharp-looking, sharp-dressing companion. Matching white shoes and belt a plus.

LONG-TERM COMMITMENT:
Recent widow who has just buried fourth husband, and am looking for someone to round out a six-unit plot. Dizziness, fainting, shortness of breath not a problem.

SERENITY NOW:
I am into solitude, long walks, sunrises, the ocean, yoga and meditation. If you are the silent type, let’s get together, take our hearing aids out and enjoy quiet times.

WINNING SMILE:
Active grandmother with original teeth seeking a dedicated flosser to share rare steaks, corn on the cob and caramel candy.

BEATLES OR STONES?
I still like to rock, still like to cruise in my Camaro on Saturday nights and still like to play the guitar. If you were a groovy chick, or are now a groovy hen, let’s get together and listen to my eight-track tapes.

MEMORIES:
I can usually remember Monday through Thursday. If you can remember Friday, Saturday and Sunday, let’s put our two heads together.

MINT CONDITION:
Male, 1932, high mileage, good condition, some hair, many new parts including hip, knee, cornea, valves. Isn’t in running condition, but walks well.

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  1. Good morning or afternoon Steveo. BEATLES OR STONES?
    I still like to rock, still like to cruise in my Camaro. Are you talking about me again Steveo? By the way I like the Beatles. For some reason I could never get into the Stones.
    Have a great day my friend. See ya.

    Cruisin Paul

  2. Sandee
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    I love all of these. I can relate to then too.

    Have a tittertastic day, Steve. ๐Ÿ™‚
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  3. mimi says:

    These are what you call truth in advertising!
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  4. Rhonda Albom
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    Haha. Gotta love the old people.

  5. How about,

    FIXER UPPER;
    1946 Baby Boomer, original full head of hair, original teeth, pacemaker installed, hearing aids installed, glasses installed and checked annually. Requires CPAP therapy nightly, needs knees replaced. Restoration in progress, but will never be new again. Perfect for someone looking for a survivor.

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