Tittertastic Sunday – Shrink v Barman

As a child, I always had a fear of someone under the bed at night. So I went to a shrink and told him: I’ve got problems. Every time I go to bed I think there’s somebody under it. I’m scared. I think I’m going crazy.”
“Just put yourself in my hands for one year,” said the shrink…. “Come talk to me three times a week and we should be able to get rid of those fears.”
“How much do you charge?” “

“Fifty pounds per visit,” replied the doctor.
“I’ll sleep on it,” I said.
Six months later the doctor met me on the street. “Why didn’t you come to see me about those fears you were having?” he asked.
“Well, £50 a visit, three times a week for a year, is £2,600. A bartender cured me for £10.00. I was so happy to have saved all that money that I went and bought a brand new set of golf clubs.”
“Is that so?” With a bit of an attitude he said, “and how, may I ask, did a bartender cure you?”
“He told me to cut the legs off the bed. Ain’t nobody under there now.” :mrgreen:

It’s always better to get a second opinion

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  1. I;m not sure that will work especially if you have a python under the bed.

    Have a great afternoon Steveo and keep warm after all that snow. Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. Se ya.

    Cruisin Paul

  2. Sandee
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    Bwahahahahahahaha. Good second opinion.

    Have a fabulous day, Steve. 🙂
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  3. mimi says:

    Heeheehee! As long as the monsters don’t move into the closet, he should be good.
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  4. Rhonda Albom
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    That seems rather obvious. Just have to look at the problem from a different angle.

  5. Rosey says:

    That bartender did save him a fortune!! lolol

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