Tittertastic Sunday – Siamese Twins

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Siamese twins walk into a bar in Toronto and park themselves on a bar stool.

One of them says to the bartender, “Don’t mind us; as you can see, we’re joined side by side at the hip.

I’m John, he’s Jim.

Two Molson Canadian beers, draft please.”

The bartender, feeling slightly awkward, tries to make polite conversation while pouring the beers.

“Been on holiday yet, boys”?

“Off to England next month,” says John.

“We go to England every year, rent a car and drive for miles.

Don’t we, Jim?”

Jim agrees.

“Ah, England !” says the bartender.

“Wonderful country … the history, the beer, the culture …”

“Nah, we don’t like that British crap,” says John.

“Hamburgers and Molson’s beer, that’s us, eh Jim?

And we can’t stand the English – they’re so arrogant and rude.”

Bartender asks: Then why keep going to England?

“It’s the only chance Jim gets to drive.” 👿

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  1. Rhonda Albom says:
    March 24, 2019 at 8:41 am

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    I didn’t see that coming. Maybe they can visit somewhere else in the Commonwealth.

  2. Paul Pietrangelo says:
    March 24, 2019 at 2:14 pm

    Now I understand while the steering wheel is on the wrong side of the car. Now what’s the reason for driving on the wrong side of the road? LOL Steveo. See ya my friend.

    Cruisin Paul

  3. Sandee says:
    March 24, 2019 at 2:38 pm

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    Bwahahahahahahaha. Hubby and I laughed out loud. Good one and we didn’t see it coming.

    Have a tittertastic Sunday, Steve. 🙂

  4. messymimi says:
    March 25, 2019 at 2:28 am

    Heeheehee! That’s a new one on me, i’d never thought about it.