A blonde man is in the bathroom and his wife shouts: “Did you find the shampoo?”
He answers, “Yes, but I’m not sure what to do… it’s for dry hair, and I’ve just wet mine.”
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A blonde man goes to the vet with his goldfish.
“I think it’s got epilepsy,” he tells the vet.
The vet takes a look and says, “It seems calm enough to me.”
The blonde man says, “Wait, I haven’t taken it out of the bowl yet.”
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A blonde man spies a letter lying on his doormat.
It says on the envelope “DO NOT BEND “.
He spends the next 2 hours trying to figure out how to pick it up.
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A blonde man shouts frantically into the phone, “My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart!”
“Is this her first child?” asks the Doctor.
“No!” he shouts, “this is her husband!”
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A blonde man was driving home, drunk as a skunk. Suddenly he has to swerve to avoid a tree, then another, then another.
A cop car pulls him over, so he tells the cop about all the trees in the road.
The cop says, “That’s your air freshener swinging about!”
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A blonde man’s dog goes missing and he is frantic. His wife says “Why don’t you put an ad in the paper?”
He does, but two weeks later the dog is still missing.
“What did you put in the paper?” his wife asks.
“Here boy!” he replies.
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Twitter ID: mycomedyplus
It’s good to see the blonde men get their turn at stupid. Bless their hearts. Thanks for the chuckles.
Have a tittertastic Sunday, Steve. 🙂
Twitter ID: bethere2day
LOL about time wasn’t it Sandee 🙂
Thanks for chuckling by have a tittertastic Sunday ➡
I shaved this morning so I’m pure bald neither blonde, brown or black. I’m not sure if this means anything about your jokes Steveo but I thought you’d be interested. LOL Have a great Sunday my friend.
Cruisin Paul
By the way, you sid that you had the same shirts that I was wearing while I was on the cruise. I bet it wasn’t the same size. LOL
Twitter ID: bethere2day
LOL so your blondeless 🙂
If I said shirts I meant shorts lmao but my shirts would probably be the same size Pauleo ➡
Heeheehee! Thanks for the giggles, finally at the expense of the men.
Twitter ID: bethere2day
There’s a few more next week heheh!
Thanks for giggling by Mimi ➡
Twitter ID: ccol4him
The “do not bend” joke got me. Do you know why the bee was flying with it’s legs crossed? It couldn’t find the B.P. sttation.
Twitter ID: bethere2day
Haha! that was a good one Cynthia 🙂
Thanks for chuckling by have a good week ➡
Twitter ID: Rhonda Albom
I’ve never heard these before – blonde man jokes.