Tittertastic Sunday – The Blonde Men

A blonde man is in the bathroom and his wife shouts: “Did you find the shampoo?”
He answers, “Yes, but I’m not sure what to do… it’s for dry hair, and I’ve just wet mine.”
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A blonde man goes to the vet with his goldfish.
“I think it’s got epilepsy,” he tells the vet.
The vet takes a look and says, “It seems calm enough to me.”
The blonde man says, “Wait, I haven’t taken it out of the bowl yet.”
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A blonde man spies a letter lying on his doormat.
It says on the envelope “DO NOT BEND “.
He spends the next 2 hours trying to figure out how to pick it up.
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A blonde man shouts frantically into the phone, “My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart!”
“Is this her first child?” asks the Doctor.
“No!” he shouts, “this is her husband!”
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A blonde man was driving home, drunk as a skunk. Suddenly he has to swerve to avoid a tree, then another, then another.
A cop car pulls him over, so he tells the cop about all the trees in the road.
The cop says, “That’s your air freshener swinging about!”
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A blonde man’s dog goes missing and he is frantic. His wife says “Why don’t you put an ad in the paper?”
He does, but two weeks later the dog is still missing.
“What did you put in the paper?” his wife asks.
“Here boy!” he replies.
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9 Responses to “Tittertastic Sunday – The Blonde Men”

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  1. Sandee says:
    February 3, 2019 at 3:54 pm

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    It’s good to see the blonde men get their turn at stupid. Bless their hearts. Thanks for the chuckles.

    Have a tittertastic Sunday, Steve. 🙂

  2. Paul Pietrangelo says:
    February 3, 2019 at 7:46 pm

    I shaved this morning so I’m pure bald neither blonde, brown or black. I’m not sure if this means anything about your jokes Steveo but I thought you’d be interested. LOL Have a great Sunday my friend.

    Cruisin Paul

    By the way, you sid that you had the same shirts that I was wearing while I was on the cruise. I bet it wasn’t the same size. LOL

  3. messymimi says:
    February 4, 2019 at 2:54 am

    Heeheehee! Thanks for the giggles, finally at the expense of the men.

  4. Cynthia Coleman says:
    February 4, 2019 at 6:16 pm

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    The “do not bend” joke got me. Do you know why the bee was flying with it’s legs crossed? It couldn’t find the B.P. sttation.

  5. Rhonda Albom says:
    February 4, 2019 at 7:09 pm

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    I’ve never heard these before – blonde man jokes.