After being scolded for being so unruly, a young boy decides to run away.
The child gathers his clothes, his teddy bear, and his piggy bank and announces, ‘I’m running away from home!’.
The father decided to approach the matter logically. ‘What if you get hungry?’, he asked.
‘Then I’ll come home and eat!’, bravely declared the child.
‘ And what if you run out of money?’.
‘I will come home and get some!’, readily replied the child.
The father asked one last question, ‘What if your clothes get dirty?’.
‘Then I’ll come home and let mummy wash them.’, was the reply.
The man smiled and exclaimed, ‘This kid is not running away from home, he’s going off to college!’ 😯 🙂