Tittertastic Sunday – The Engineer

An Engineer dies and goes to Hell.

Dissatisfied with the level of comfort, he starts designing and building improvements. After a while, Hell has air conditioning, iced water, flush toilets and lifts, and the engineer is a pretty popular chap.

One day God calls and asks Satan, “So, how are things going down there?”

Satan says, why, things are going great. We’ve now got air conditioning, iced water, flush toilets and lifts, and there’s no telling what this Engineer is going to come up with next.”

God is horrified. “What? You’ve got an Engineer? That’s clearly a mistake – he should never have gone down there! You know all Engineers go to Heaven. Send him up here immediately!”

Satan says, “No way, I really like having an Engineer on the staff. I’m keeping him.”

God says, “Send him back up here or I’ll sue you.”

“Yeah, right,” Satan laughs, “and where are you going to get a Lawyer?” 👿 👿

12 Responses to “Tittertastic Sunday – The Engineer”

Read below or add a comment...

  1. Comedy Plus says:

    Twitter ID:

    Bwahahahahahahahaha. Yes where are you going to get a lawyer.

    Have a tittertastic Sunday, Steve. 🙂

  2. Poor God. He’ll probably never find a lawyer throughout heaven. How about a plumber?

    I was out watching my granddaughter ride her horse. She won more then 5 ribbons. As her grandfather I’m so proud of her.
    See ya Steveo.

    Cruisin Paul

  3. messymimi says:

    Poor lawyers. Heeheehee!

  4. It’s amazing Steveo. It’s crazy now I can’t even get into my own blog. I’ve put down exactly what you told me and even that won’t let me go into my blog. Could help again if not I’m done.
    See ya my friend.

    Cruisin Paul

    • stevebethere says:

      Twitter ID:

      Hi Pauleo I am not as familiar with blogger but I have looked it up, have you added any widgets to your blog just before it all first started? it seems it’s one of your widgets, it’s redirecting the widget is something to do with “widgetserver” you need to log in as the blog owner and delete the widget concerned

      Check this link out there is others on the forum with same problems, it seems quite complicated it seems it’s a matter of deleting the widget concerned

  5. Thanks Steveo but I have no idea what you were talking about, and where to get in these widgets stupid things. I guess all I’ll be able from now on is going to check on you and all of my blogger friends. See ya friend.

    Cruisin Paul

  6. Rhonda Albom says:

    Twitter ID:

    That is great. No lawyers in heaven.