holding her hat tight so that it would not blow away in the wind.
A gentleman approached her and said,
“Pardon me, madam..
I do not intend to be forward but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?”
“Yes, I know,” said the lady.”I need both my hands to hold onto this hat.”
“But madam, you must know that you are not wearing any panties
and your privates are exposed!” said the gentleman in earnest.
The woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied,
“Sir, anything you see down there is 75 years old. I bought this hat yesterday!” 👿
You know Steveo, I saw that lady on my cruise. Her hat was bright red but you know because it was so bright the red blinded my eyes and I couldn’t see anything else except the hat. Lucky me. LOL See ya my friend.
Cruisin Paul
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Well what a coincidence I hope you helped to stop her hat blowing off…..”oooh parrrdon” 🙂
Thanks for blowing by Pauleo have a cruisetastic Sunday ➡
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You’ve got to keep your priorities straight. She has.
Have a fabulous day and week, Steve. 🙂
Twitter ID: bethere2day
I agree after all it’s a shiny new hat heheh!
Thanks for pirouetting by Sandee have a windytastic Sunday ➡
That’s a smart lady!
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Thanks for flying by Mimi have a supersundaytastic day ➡
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I guess that is completely logical?
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Absolutely Rhonda LOL
Have a tanfastical day and thanks for pirouetting by ➡