A store that sells new husbands has opened in New York City, where woman may go to choose a husband. The instructions at the entrance read: You may visit this store ONLY ONCE!
There are six floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the floors. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor or may choose to go up to the next floor, but may not go back down except to exit.
So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 – These men Have Jobs. She goes to the next floor and the sign reads:
Floor 2 – These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.
And, she continues upstairs, where the sign reads:
Floor 3 – These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Good Looking. “Wow,” she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 4 – These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Good Looking and Help with Housework. “Oh, mercy me!” she exclaims, “I can hardly stand it!”
Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 5 – These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak.
She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 6 – You are visitor No. 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.
To avoid gender bias charges, the store’s owner has opened “The Wife Store” in a six story building across the street. ➡ ➡ ➡ ➡ 😯
My wife must have stopped at Floor 5 because we have been married for 44 years.
See ya Steveo and have a wonderful Sunday.
Cruisin Paul
Twitter ID: bethere2day
Haha! thanks for cruisin by Pauleo 🙂
Have a tanfastical day 🙂
PS: It will be 45 soon 🙂
Sorry, it’s only 43. I said 44 because our anniversary is about two weeks.
Cruisin paul
Twitter ID: bethere2day
I will let you off Pauleo LOL 🙂
Twitter ID: mycomedyplus
Bwahahahahahahahaha. I stopped at the 5th floor too. Hubby and I are most happy.
Have a tittertastic Sunday, Steve. 🙂
Twitter ID: bethere2day
That’s good Sandee your both very happy on that floor lol 🙂
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Heeheehee! Sweetie and i were both pleased with our selection almost 33 years ago. Happy Sunday!
Twitter ID: bethere2day
That’s lovely to hear mimi no 6th floor for you LOL
Thanks for elevating by 🙂
Twitter ID: Rhonda Albom
So what are the names of the floors in the wife store?
Twitter ID: bethere2day
No idea Rhonda apparently men are banned lmao
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