Tittertastic Sunday – The Knob

Shocked TeacherA woman in her forties went to a plastic surgeon for a face-lift. The surgeon told her about a new procedure called “The Knob,” where a small knob is placed on the back of a woman’s head and can be turned to tighten up her skin to produce the effect of a brand new face lift.

Of course, the woman wanted “The Knob”.

Over the course of the years, the woman tightened the knob, and the effects were wonderful – the woman remained young-looking and vibrant. After fifteen years, the woman returned to the surgeon with two problems.

“All these years, everything has been working just fine. I’ve had to turn the knob and have always loved the results. But now I’ve developed two annoying problems:

First, I have these terrible bags under my eyes and the knob won’t get rid of them.”

The doctor looked at her closely and said, “Those aren’t bags. those are your breasts.”

She said, “No point asking about the beard then….”. 😯 👿 🙂

8 Responses to “Tittertastic Sunday – The Knob”

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  1. Rhonda Albom says:

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    I didn’t see that coming. I guess she better get a razor.

  2. Comedy Plus says:

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    Bwahahahahahahahaha. Yikes.

    Have a tittertastic Sunday, Steve. 🙂

  3. Oh my goodness! I’d hate to see what would happen if a man had ” The Knob “. Ha,ha,ha,ha. See ya Steveo. The Knob, oh my God.

    Cruisin Paul

  4. messymimi says:

    Heeheehee! Way too much of a good thing.