Tittertastic Sunday – The Old Lady

Old LadyA young man was walking through a supermarket to pick up a few things when he noticed an old lady following him around. Thinking nothing of it, he ignored her and continued on. Finally he went to the checkout queue, but she got in front of him.

“Pardon me,” she said, “I’m sorry if my staring at you has made you feel uncomfortable. It’s just that you look just like my son, who just died recently.”

“I’m very sorry,” replied the young man, “is there anything I can do for you?”

“Yes,” she said, “As I’m leaving, can you say ‘Good bye, Mother!’ ? It would make me feel so much better.”

“Sure,” answered the young man.

As the old woman was leaving, he called out, “Goodbye, Mother!” As he stepped up to the checkout counter, he saw that his total was £127.50. “How can that be?” he asked, “I only purchased a few things!”

“Your mother said that you would pay for her,” said the cashier. 🙂 😯

12 Responses to “Tittertastic Sunday – The Old Lady”

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  1. How stupid of a man but how brilliant of an old woman. Good for her.

    Steveo, have a great Sunday my friend. My blog seems to be working now. I’ve completed three blogs and so far it is working. I pray each day that it will work. So far so good. See ya.

    Cruisin Paul

  2. Comedy Plus says:

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    Bwahahahahahahaha. That’s one smart old lady.

    Have a tittertastic day, Steve. 🙂

  3. messymimi says:

    Heeheehee! What a trick she pulled.

  4. I will have to remember that. Good way to get the groceries paid for. Steve, you have a great day. Thanks for the giggle.

  5. Rhonda Albom says:

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    They may be old but they sure can be sly.