Tittertastic Sunday – The Priest

PriestMrs. Prodworthy was walking down O’Connell Street in Dublin when she met up with Father Flaubert.

The Priest said, ‘Top o’ the mornin’ to ye! Aren’t ye Mrs. Prodworthy and didn’t I marry ye and yer Hoosband two years ago?’
She replied, ‘Aye, that ye did, Father.’
The Priest asked, ‘And be there any wee little ones yet?’
She replied, ‘No, not yet, Father.’
The Priest said, ‘Well now, I’m going to Rome next week and I’ll light a fertility candle for ye and yer hoosband.’

She replied, ‘Oh, thank ye, Father…’ They then parted ways.

Some years later they met again. The Priest asked, ‘Well now, Mrs. Prodworthy, how are ye these days?’

She replied, ‘Oh, very well, Father!’

The Priest asked, ‘And tell me, have ye any wee ones yet?’

She replied, ‘Oh yes, Father! Two sets of twins and six singles, ten in all’

The Priest said, ‘That’s wonderful! And how is yer loving hoosband doing?’

She replied, ‘E’s gone to Rome to blow out yer bloody candle!’ 😯 😯



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  1. Rhonda Albom
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    May 27, 2018 at 9:02 am

    I wonder if he’ll be able to find the candle. There must be a whole lot of them at the Vatican.

  2. Comedy Plus
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    May 27, 2018 at 2:58 pm

    Bwahahahahahahahaha. What took him so long to go to Rome? Love this.

    Have a tittertastic Sunday, Steve. 🙂

  3. Paul Pietrangelo says:
    May 27, 2018 at 4:52 pm

    That darn priest over did his prayer. Isn’t that like a priest. Maybe the husband was an Italian. The nurse told me when my wife got pregnant after I had a vasectomy after my stroke she said that I was an Italian Stallion. That was a true story Steveo.
    See ya.

    Cruisin Paul
    Italian Stallion

    • stevebethere
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      May 27, 2018 at 6:14 pm

      LOL sounds like your doctor was right Pauleo LOL

      Thanks for bouncing by Pauleo 🙂

      PS: âž¡ I edited your address again Pauleo or if anyone had clicked on it to go to your blog they would end up at a Chinese blog LOL âž¡

  4. messymimi says:
    May 27, 2018 at 11:20 pm

    Heeheehee! Yep, comes a time when enough is too much.

  5. Xmasdolly aka Marie Moody
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    May 28, 2018 at 8:16 pm

    BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOVE IT!!!! I haven’t heard a good joke in a very long time. Now that’s funny! Have a great day!