Tittertastic Sunday – The Wife’s Prayer

Lord, before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man who’s not a creep,
One who’s handsome, smart and strong,
One whose willy’s thick and long.
One who thinks before he speaks,
When promises to call, he won’t wait weeks.
I pray that he is gainfully employed,
And when I spend his cash, won’t be annoyed;
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh ! Send me a man who’ll make love to my mind,
Knows just what to say when I ask, “How big’s my behind?”
One who’ll make love til my body’s a twitchin,
In the hall, the bathroom, the garden and kitchen.
I pray that this man will love me no end,
And never attempt to screw my best friend.
And as I kneel and pray by my bed,
I look at the bugger you sent me instead.

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  1. Comedy Plus says:

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    Bwahahahahahahaha. I didn’t see that coming. Good one.

    I have a new avatar, Steve. It’s on my navigation bar. Just so you know.

    Have a tittertastic Sunday, Steve. 😎

  2. I really loved & enjoyed this prayer. Does this lady pray this prayer every night or just after her husband sees her beautiful friend? See ya Steveo.

    Cruisin Paul

  3. messymimi says:

    Heeheehee! The ones she is praying for are all taken.