Tittertasticated Sunday – The Doc & His Assistant

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A doctor wanted to get off work and go golfing, so he approached his assistant.

“Seamus, I am going golfing tomorrow. I don’t want to close the surgery. I want you to take care of the clinic and take care of my patients.”

“Yes, sir!” – answers Seamus.

The doctor goes golfing and returns the following day and asks: “So, Seamus, how was your day?”

Seamus told him that he took care of three patients.

“The first one had a headache so I gave him Aspirin.”

“Bravo, and the second one?” – asks the doctor.

“The second one had stomach burning and I gave him Gaviscon, sir.” – says Seamus.

“Bravo, bravo! You’re good at this and what about the third one?” – asks the doctor.

“Sir, I was sitting here and suddenly the door opened and a woman entered. Like a flame, she undressed herself, taking off everything including her bra, her panties and lay down on the table. She spread her legs and shouted: “HELP ME! For five years I have not seen any man!”

“Thunderin’ Lord Jesus, Seamus, what did you do?” – asks the doctor.

“I put drops in her eyes.” 😯 😯 😮 😮

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  1. Rhonda Albom says:

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    I think he acted very professionally. I wonder if she was satisfied.

  2. messymimi says:

    Heeheehee! Perfect answer!

  3. WHAT?????? Seamus what a dope. I’d give her a man, the man that was in the office. Did you think that I was going to yake advantage of that poor woman? LOL
    Enjoy the Sunday Steveo. See ya.

    Cruisin Paul

  4. Comedy Plus says:

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    Bwahahahahahahahahahaha. I didn’t see that coming.

    Have a tittertasticated Sunday, Steve. 🙂