An Oldie
A doctor wanted to get off work and go golfing, so he approached his assistant.
“Seamus, I am going golfing tomorrow. I don’t want to close the surgery. I want you to take care of the clinic and take care of my patients.”
“Yes, sir!” – answers Seamus.
The doctor goes golfing and returns the following day and asks: “So, Seamus, how was your day?”
Seamus told him that he took care of three patients.
“The first one had a headache so I gave him Aspirin.”
“Bravo, and the second one?” – asks the doctor.
“The second one had stomach burning and I gave him Gaviscon, sir.” – says Seamus.
“Bravo, bravo! You’re good at this and what about the third one?” – asks the doctor.
“Sir, I was sitting here and suddenly the door opened and a woman entered. Like a flame, she undressed herself, taking off everything including her bra, her panties and lay down on the table. She spread her legs and shouted: “HELP ME! For five years I have not seen any man!”
“Thunderin’ Lord Jesus, Seamus, what did you do?” – asks the doctor.
“I put drops in her eyes.” 😯 😯 😮 😮
Twitter ID: Rhonda Albom
I think he acted very professionally. I wonder if she was satisfied.
Twitter ID: bethere2day
LOL I am sure she was 🙂
Have a droptastic day Rhonda 🙂
Heeheehee! Perfect answer!
Twitter ID: bethere2day
LOL Thanks for laughing by Mimi have a laughtastic say 🙂
WHAT?????? Seamus what a dope. I’d give her a man, the man that was in the office. Did you think that I was going to yake advantage of that poor woman? LOL
Enjoy the Sunday Steveo. See ya.
Cruisin Paul
Twitter ID: bethere2day
I’m sending you over some eye drops Pauleo LOL
Have a tanfastic Sunday and thanks for examining by 🙂
Twitter ID: mycomedyplus
Bwahahahahahahahahahaha. I didn’t see that coming.
Have a tittertasticated Sunday, Steve. 🙂
Twitter ID: bethere2day
I dread to think what you was thinking how it would end lmao 🙂
Thanks for laughing by Sandee have a dropstastic Sunday 🙂