TitterTicketTastic Saturday – The Train Tickets

Three women and three men are travelling by train to a rugby match.

At the station, the three men each buy a ticket and watch as the three women buy just one ticket.

‘How are the three of you going to travel on only one ticket?’ asks one of the men.

‘Watch and learn,’ answers one of the women.

They all board the train. The three men take their respective seats but all three women cram into a toilet together and close the door.

Shortly after the train has departed, the conductor comes around collecting tickets.

He knocks on the toilet door and says, ‘Ticket, please.. The door opens just a crack, and a single arm emerges with a ticket in hand. The conductor takes it and moves on.

The men see this happen and agree it was quite a clever idea; so, after the game, they decide to do the same thing on the return trip and save some money.

When they get to the station they buy a single ticket for the return trip but see, to their astonishment, that the three women don’t buy any ticket at all!!

‘How are you going to travel without a ticket?’ says one perplexed man.

‘Watch and learn,’ answer the women.

When they board the train, the three men cram themselves into a toilet, and the three women cram into another toilet just down the way.

Shortly after the train is on its way, one of the women leaves her toilet and walks over to the toilet in which the men are hiding.

The woman knocks on their door and says, ‘Ticket, please.’

I’m still trying to figure out why men ever think they are smarter than women.


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12 Responses to “TitterTicketTastic Saturday – The Train Tickets”

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  1. Dah, stupid men

    Have a great Saturday Steveo. See ya.

    Cruisin Paul

    • stevebethere says:

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      They couldn’t have been awake properly LOL

      Thanks for dahing by Pauleo have a tanfastic weekend 🙂

      PS: I have edited your blog URL as it was pointing to the wrong blog but you will need to retype the URL your using now otherwise anyone that clicks it will go to the wrong URL

      • Dah, how to I do that? I told you that I’m not very good with the computer. I guess I’m computer illiterate.

        Cruisin Paul

        • stevebethere says:

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          The quickest way is to clear your old URL if it’s already in the comment form then click on the empty URL space your wrong URL should show in a drop down if it’s not already highlighted hover your mouse over it to highlight it then press the shift key keep it pressed down while you press the delete key that will delete it then type the correct URL in. Then you can shout YESSSS LOL 😂

          Hope this helps Pauleo :mrgreen:

  2. Comedy Plus says:

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    Bwahahahahahahahaha. At least they are all having fun.

    Have a tickettastic day, Steve. 🙂

  3. BUSTER says:

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    LMAO and they think they are smarter then us have a fun saturday

  4. mimi says:

    Heeheehee! No way i will try either of these, i’m too afraid of being caught. Hope you are having a fabulous weekend!

  5. Rhonda Albom says:

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    Oooh. I’ll have to remember that one.