Saturday Giggle – Lost In Translation

WOMEN’S ENGLISH:

Yes = No
No = Yes
Maybe = No
We need = I want
I am sorry = You’ll be sorry
We need to talk = You’re in trouble
Sure, go ahead = You better not
Do what you want = You will pay for this later
I am not upset = Of course I am pissed, you moron!
You’re certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?

MEN’S ENGLISH:

I am hungry = I am hungry
I am sleepy = I am sleepy
I am tired = I am tired
Nice dress = Nice boobs!
I love you = Let’s have sex now
I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
May I have this dance? = I’d like to have sex with you
Can I call you sometime? = I’d like to have sex with you
Do you want to go to a movie?= I’d like to have sex with you
Can I take you out to dinner? = I’d like to have sex with you

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  1. Rhonda Albom says:

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    Yes, men are easier to figure out what they mean.
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  2. mimi says:

    Sounds about right to me! Heeheehee!
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  3. My wife read your blog and said to me, ” That’s all men think about , sex, sex, sex “.
    My comment to her was, ” Mary Lou, you are totally correct. Do want to have sex later “?
    Her comment to me was, ” I’m going to the grocery store Paul “.
    That’s life stevebethere. Ha,ha,ha.
    Have a sexy day my friend. See ya.

    Cruisin Paul

  4. Comedy Plus says:

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    Food, beer and sex and you’ve figured out a man. We women are a bit more complicated.

    Have a fantastic day Steve. 🙂
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  5. Ronnie Peace says:

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    So does Christy Jenner need to learn a new language now?

  6. Tony McGurk says:

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    Women really are so complex

  7. Binky says:

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    Interpretation is everything.
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