Yes = No
No = Yes
Maybe = No
We need = I want
I am sorry = You’ll be sorry
We need to talk = You’re in trouble
Sure, go ahead = You better not
Do what you want = You will pay for this later
I am not upset = Of course I am pissed, you moron!
You’re certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?
I am hungry = I am hungry
I am sleepy = I am sleepy
I am tired = I am tired
Nice dress = Nice boobs!
I love you = Let’s have sex now
I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
May I have this dance? = I’d like to have sex with you
Can I call you sometime? = I’d like to have sex with you
Do you want to go to a movie?= I’d like to have sex with you
Can I take you out to dinner? = I’d like to have sex with you