The brand new blonde waitress, not wanting to appear stupid, went to the kitchen and said to the cook, ‘This guy out there just ordered three flat tyres, a pair of headlights and a pair of running boards…..What does he think this place is an auto parts store?’
‘No,” the cook said. ‘Three flat tyres mean three pancakes;
a pair of headlights is two eggs sunny side up; and a pair of running boards… are 2 slices of crisp bacon!’
‘Oh… OK!’ said the blonde. She thought about it for a moment and then spooned up a bowl of baked beans and gave it to the customer.
The truckie asked, ‘What are the beans for, Blondie?’
She replied, ‘I thought while you were waiting for the flat tyres, headlights and running boards, you might as well fill up on gas!