The Truth

agony auntA group of women were at a seminar on how to live in a loving relationship with your husband.

The women were asked, “How many of you love your husband?”
All the women raised their hands.
Then they were asked, “When was the last time you told your husband you loved him?”
Some women answered today, a few yesterday, and some couldn’t remember.
The women were then told to take out their cell phones and text their husband: “I love you, sweetheart.”
The women were then told to exchange phones with another person, and to read aloud the text message they received, in response.

Here are some of the replies:
1. Who the hell is this?
2. He, mother of my children, are you sick or what?
3. Yeah, and I love you too. What’s up with you??
4. What now? Did you crash the car again?
5. I don’t understand what you mean?
6. What the f*ck did you do now?
7. ?!?
8. Don’t beat about the bush, just tell me how much you need?
9. Am I dreaming?
10. If you don’t tell me who this message is actually for, someone will die.
11. I thought we agreed you wouldn’t drink during the day.
12. Your mother is coming to stay with us, isn’t she???

Credit & thanks
to Rhonda at Laugh Quotes

9 Responses to “The Truth”

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  1. Comedy Plus says:

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    Bwahahahahaahaha. Oh wait, this is sad.

    If I told my hubby that I loved him he’d say, “I love you too.”

    Have a fabulous day Steve. ๐Ÿ™‚

  2. heh heh heh……3, 8 and 12 are my firm favourites! I hardly say the actual words, but every night me and McScrooge give 3 short goodnight pecks on the lips equating ‘I Love You’.

  3. Binky says:

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    Looks like some of those marriages need work.

  4. Rorybore says:

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    aw, kinda sad and funny at the same time.
    my hubby would think I want those awesome egg rolls from the best Chinese restaurant. actually……just a sec….gotta text someth……

  5. Joyce says:

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    My husband and I laughed out loud at this one.

  6. Rosey says:

    lol Yep, that about sums it up. ๐Ÿ™‚

  7. Tony McGurk says:

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    This IS a true story isn’t it???

  8. Rhonda Albom says:

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    Yep, I knew you would like this one.