Tuesday Quickie

Little Billy asks his dad for a telly in his room, Dad reluctantly agrees.

Next day Billy comes downstairs and asks, ‘Dad, what’s love juice?’

Dad looks horrified and tells Billy all about sex.

Billy just sat there with his mouth open in amazement.

Dad says, ‘So what were you watching?’

Billy says, ‘ Wimbledon .’

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  1. Comedy Plus says:

    Bwahahahahahaha. Dad needs to ask the questions first. Just saying.

    Have a super day. 🙂

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    I would love to hear an adult explanation of what lovejuice is when told to a child. Is there a delicate way to explain it…

  3. Greg says:

    Love juice …we know what the Dad’s mind was on now don’t we.

  4. Alpha-jokes says:

    LOVE juice??

  5. Don E. Chute says:

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    B2 that one was a HAHAHAHA!

    Don’t be silly ya’ all. ‘Love Juice’ can easily be explained too any child at any time…

    Simply…”Why Billy, ‘Love Juice’ is the allowance Daddy gives Mommy every week”!

    Aloha From Sunny South Florida!

  6. Lainy says:

    Hahahaha! Don’s explanation is so hilarious! He’s definitely spot on there, LOL!

    The Dad was so advanced thinking, haha!

  7. Tomas says:

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    Good story! And it was doubly beneficial to me in the concrete, because I have read it with the dictionary in hand. Thus the humor expanded my Lithuanian-English horizons.

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    I am not sure I know what love juice is, I hope it isn’t what I am thinking. Then again, with the recent jokes I read here, I think it is what I think it is. LOL