Until Recently I Never Knew This II

THE KINGDOM OF THAILAND

puzzledIn the original native culture of Thailand, when males reached the age of 18 they had to participate in the following community ceremony:
They lay themselves stark naked in a large circle, feet facing inward. A beautiful young naked girl kneels over the ankles of each of the men. She places a blob of honey & various crushed sweet fruits around his navel to attract flies and insects. (This keeps them off his face during the ceremony).

A specially chosen nubile & very beautiful naked girl then does a sexy & sensuous dance in the center of the circle. As soon as all the men become fully aroused, the kneeling girls then reach over the knees, pull the erect penises downwards as much as they can and then, on a given signal from the centre dancer, release them.
The men’s penises would then spring back up & go “WHAP!” against their belly buttons.

This exercise was a measurement of the strength of their masculinity. . . the man who killed the most flies was elected to the court of the King.
And that, folks, is why the current capital of Thailand came to be named BANGKOK…..I’ll bet you never knew this. :mrgreen:


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  1. Comedy Plus
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    I didn’t know this and there were probably lots of guys that never killed a fly at all. I’m just saying.

    Have a terrific day. 🙂
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  2. Agent 54
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    Yeah, I don’t know if I do know that even after reading this.
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  3. Joyce
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    Bangkok? Really! Now that’s a new one. Tee hee.
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  4. Marcia
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    Amazing! And to think I’ve gone my whole life not knowing this up until now!!! 😀 Thank you Steve!
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  5. Abelle │ The Wows! and Oops! of Life says:

    I wonder if any Thailander would prove this and brag the number of flies and insects they had killed. Would it be a murder, double murder or a massacre? Bwahaha! ;o)
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  6. Rhonda@Laugh-Quotes
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    Yep, all true. Thanks for the history lesson.
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