Urology Vs Orthopaedics

When George first noticed that his ding a ling
was growing larger and staying
up longer, he was delighted, as was his wife.

But after several weeks,
it had grown to nearly twenty inches.

George became quite concerned.
He was having problems dressing,
and even walking. So he and
his wife went to see a prominent urologist.

After an initial
examination, the doctor explained to the couple
that, though rare, George’s condition could be fixed
through corrective surgery.

‘How long will George be on crutches?’ the wife asked anxiously

‘Crutches? Why would he need crutches?
responded the surprised doctor
‘Well,’ said the wife coldly, ‘you ARE going to lengthen
his legs AREN’T you?

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10 Responses to “Urology Vs Orthopaedics”

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  1. Don E. Chute says:

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    What a great problem to have…

    My EX just wanted to chop my nuts off and call it a day!

    Have a great week and end.

    PLU!

  2. stevebethere says:

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    @ Don
    Sounds like you had a lucky escape LOLOL

    Have a great week also 🙂

  3. Marg says:

    That is an interesting solution. Too funny. Good one. Have a great day.

  4. stevebethere says:

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    @ Marg
    LOL @ Interesting solution.

    Thanks for stopping by Marg 🙂

  5. Greg says:

    That’s funny! I guess that proves that size does matter!

  6. zezebel says:

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    Hahahahahaha….
    They don’t want to shorten his ding a ling?

  7. stevebethere says:

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    @ zezebel
    Seems she was thinking about herself LOL :-0

  8. KlayeBlayk says:

    What a wife, LoL.