Eight things you’ll never hear a man say:
8 Here honey, you use the remote.
7 You know, I’d like to see her again, but her breasts are just too
big.
6 Ooh, Antonio Banderas AND Brad Pitt? That’s one movie I gotta see!
5 While I’m up, can I get you anything?
4 Sex isn’t that important, sometimes I just want to be held.
3 Aww, forget Monday night football, let’s watch Melrose Place.
2 Hey, let me hold your purse while you try that on.
1 We never talk anymore.
Eight things you’ll never hear a woman say:
8 What do you mean today’s our anniversary?
7 Can we not talk to each other tonight? I’d rather just watch TV.
6 Ohh, this diamond is way to big!
5 Can our relationship get a little more physical? I’m tired of being
‘just friends’
4 Honey, does this outfit make my butt look too small?
3 Aww, don’t stop for directions, I’m sure you’ll be able to figure
out how to get there.
2 I don’t care if it’s on sale, 300 dollars is way to much for a
designer dress.
1 Hey, pull my finger!
Twitter ID: Rhonda Albom
Brilliant, although I had trouble getting past the guy list number 6, as I went off to find the movie.
Twitter ID: bethere2day
LOL good luck with that ๐
Twitter ID: mycomedyplus
Bwahahahahahahahaha. These are spot on Steve, spot on.
Have a marstastic day my friend. ๐
Twitter ID: bethere2day
LOL thanks Sandee ๐
Twitter ID: LvMomsReviews
Oh my gosh there are to many that are true, ugh!!!
Have a ventastic day!! hehe
Twitter ID: bethere2day
LOL thanks for venting by Karren ๐
Twitter ID: catchatcaren
actually for the women that isn’t true. I am the one who forgets our anniversary lol
Twitter ID: bethere2day
LMAOO Caren and you admit it heheh! ๐
Twitter ID: tonymgurk1
I would so love to see/hear a woman do the pull my finger gag. Especially an elderly woman.
Twitter ID: bethere2day
They did that on a tv programme here called Off Their Rockers was hilarious ๐
Heeheehee! Nope, no one pulls my finger around here, and i want to keep it that way!
Twitter ID: bethere2day
Your so strict LOL ๐
Twitter ID: Joyce_Lansky
I would totally say #2.
Twitter ID: bethere2day
Wise choice Joyce …woohooo ๐