Eight things you’ll never hear a man say:
8 Here honey, you use the remote.
7 You know, I’d like to see her again, but her breasts are just too
6 Ooh, Antonio Banderas AND Brad Pitt? That’s one movie I gotta see!
5 While I’m up, can I get you anything?
4 Sex isn’t that important, sometimes I just want to be held.
3 Aww, forget Monday night football, let’s watch Melrose Place.
2 Hey, let me hold your purse while you try that on.
1 We never talk anymore.
Eight things you’ll never hear a woman say:
8 What do you mean today’s our anniversary?
7 Can we not talk to each other tonight? I’d rather just watch TV.
6 Ohh, this diamond is way to big!
5 Can our relationship get a little more physical? I’m tired of being
4 Honey, does this outfit make my butt look too small?
3 Aww, don’t stop for directions, I’m sure you’ll be able to figure
out how to get there.
2 I don’t care if it’s on sale, 300 dollars is way to much for a
1 Hey, pull my finger!