Venus and Mars

WonderingEight things you’ll never hear a man say:

8 Here honey, you use the remote.
7 You know, I’d like to see her again, but her breasts are just too
big.
6 Ooh, Antonio Banderas AND Brad Pitt? That’s one movie I gotta see!
5 While I’m up, can I get you anything?
4 Sex isn’t that important, sometimes I just want to be held.
3 Aww, forget Monday night football, let’s watch Melrose Place.
2 Hey, let me hold your purse while you try that on.
1 We never talk anymore.

Eight things you’ll never hear a woman say:

8 What do you mean today’s our anniversary?
7 Can we not talk to each other tonight? I’d rather just watch TV.
6 Ohh, this diamond is way to big!
5 Can our relationship get a little more physical? I’m tired of being
‘just friends’
4 Honey, does this outfit make my butt look too small?
3 Aww, don’t stop for directions, I’m sure you’ll be able to figure
out how to get there.
2 I don’t care if it’s on sale, 300 dollars is way to much for a
designer dress.
1 Hey, pull my finger!



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  1. Rhonda Albom
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    December 3, 2015 at 10:39 am

    Brilliant, although I had trouble getting past the guy list number 6, as I went off to find the movie.
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  2. Comedy Plus
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    December 3, 2015 at 1:57 pm

    Bwahahahahahahahaha. These are spot on Steve, spot on.

    Have a marstastic day my friend. 🙂
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  3. Karren Haller
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    December 3, 2015 at 8:03 pm

    Oh my gosh there are to many that are true, ugh!!!
    Have a ventastic day!! hehe

  4. Caren Gittleman
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    December 3, 2015 at 10:20 pm

    actually for the women that isn’t true. I am the one who forgets our anniversary lol

  5. Tony McGurk
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    December 4, 2015 at 9:42 pm

    I would so love to see/hear a woman do the pull my finger gag. Especially an elderly woman.
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  6. mimi says:
    December 5, 2015 at 2:38 pm

    Heeheehee! Nope, no one pulls my finger around here, and i want to keep it that way!
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  7. Joyce
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    December 7, 2015 at 3:58 am

    I would totally say #2.
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