Warm Milk

nunIn a convent in Ireland , the 98-year-old Mother Superior lay dying, the Nuns gathered around her bed trying to make her last journey comfortable.
They tried giving her warm milk to drink but she refused it.
One of the nuns took the glass back to the kitchen. Then, remembering a bottle of Irish Whiskey that had been received as a gift the previous
Christmas, she opened it and poured a generous amount into the warm milk.

Back at Mother Superior’s bed, they held the glass to her lips. The frail Nun drank a little, then a little more and before they knew it,
she had finished the whole glass down to the last drop.
As her eyes brightened, the nuns thought it would be a good opportunity to have one last talk with their spiritual leader..

“Mother,” the nuns asked earnestly, “Please give us some of your wisdom before you leave us”

She raised herself up in bed on one elbow, looked at them and said…”DON’T SELL THAT COW.” :mrgreen:

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  1. Rosey says:

    LOL, I can see it happening. 🙂

  2. Comedy Plus
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    Bwahahahahahahaha. I agree with her too.

    Have a fabulous day Steve. 🙂

  3. mimi says:

    Even a nun knows!

  4. Theresa
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    That cow would go for quite a bit at auction, I would think. All the Irish men would be lined up to buy it lol.

  5. Binky
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    If a cow produced that kind of milk, a lot more people would be drinking it.

  6. Joyce
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    That’s good advice.

  7. Rhonda Albom
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    LOL – that is really funny! And wouldn’t it be awesome if we could find that cow.