Weight Loss For Men

Jenny Craig For Men

measureI called the company and ordered their 5-day, 10 lb. weight loss program, the next day, there’s a knock on the door and there stands before me a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck, she introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company.

The sign reads, ‘If you can catch me, you can have me.’

Without a second thought, I took off after her. A few miles later huffing and puffing, I finally gave up.

The same girl shows up for the next four days and the same thing happens.

On the fifth day, I weighed myself and am delighted to find I lost 10 lbs. as promised, I called the company and ordered their 5-day/20 pound program.

The next day there’s a knock at the door and there stands the most stunning, beautiful, sexy woman I have ever seen in his life. She is wearing nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck that reads, ‘If you catch me you can have me’.

Well, I’m out the door after her like a shot. This girl is in excellent shape and I do my best, but no such luck. So for the next four days, the same routine happens and I’m gradually getting in better and better shape.

Much to my delight on the fifth day when I weigh myself, I discover that I have lost another 20 lbs. as promised. So I decide to go for broke and calls the company to order the 7-day/50 pound program.

“Are you sure?” asks the representative on the phone. “This is our most rigorous program.” “Absolutely,” I replied, “I haven’t felt this good in years.”

The next day there’s a knock at the door; and when I open it I find a huge muscular guy standing there wearing nothing but pink running shoes and a sign around his neck that reads, “If I catch you,… you’re mine.”

I lost 63 pounds that week. 😯

Signed,

Skinny Hugo


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  1. rosey says:

    Hahahhahaa, he should have stopped while the getting was good. 🙂

  2. Comedy Plus says:

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    Bwahahahahahahahaha. That would do it for sure.

    Have a terrific day Steve. 🙂
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  3. Joyce says:

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    LOL! That’s funny.
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  4. Petro Neagu says:

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    This is definitely the best joke I’ve heard/read in a long time. Thanks Steve 🙂
    Hugs

  5. Binky says:

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    That’s pretty funny. I think someone should offer that program!

  6. Rhonda Albom says:

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    LOL – I was wondering what horrible thing was going to happen at the end of the this.
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    LOL. Sounds like an effective program. 🙂
    Thanks for the chuckle.
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  8. Abelle │ The Wows! and Oops! of Life says:

    I think this the the perfect weight loss program in the world ;o)
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