What Is Couple Sex

An 8-year-old girl went to her grandfather, who was working in the yard and asked him, “Grampa, what is couple sex?”

The grandfather was surprised that she would ask such a question, but decided that if she’s old enough to know to ask the question, then she’s old enough to get a straight answer.

Steeling himself to leave nothing out, he proceeded to tell her all about human reproduction and the joys and responsibilities of intercourse.

When he finished explaining, the little girl was looking at him with her mouth hanging open, eyes wide in amazement.

Seeing the look on her face, the grandfather asked her, “Why did you ask this question, honey?”
The little girl replied, “Grandma says that dinner will be ready in just a couple sex


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  1. Comedy Plus
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    Bwahahahahaha. Poor grandpa, he’s in a load of trouble with grandma.

    Have a terrific day. 🙂
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  2. Joyce
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    LOL.
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  3. An oldie but a goodie!
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  4. Rhonda@Laugh-Quotes
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    Too funny. Lesson learned for grandpa, “why do ask?” always comes first with kids 🙂
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  5. Mike
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    I agree with Rhonda, the first thing I ask a kid when they pose these kinds of questions; What makes you ask that. Funny though, I needed a good laughtoday.
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  6. Mike Golch
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    Boy is someone in the dog house.
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  7. micah says:

    wkwkwk……really suprising story. Too confident i think

  8. Namz
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    hahahaha…good one 🙂
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  9. Shane
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    Uh Ohh Gramps let the cat out of the bag on that one.
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  10. Theresa@MyWizardAds
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    Ah well… saves the parents the trouble years down the line LOL! While old, still very funny 🙂
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  11. Rocks
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    oh no 🙁 but thanks for the good morning laugh!
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  12. ramaraobobby
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    Bwahahaha… Good one! Keep ’em comin’!! I guess that’s one of those oops moments for the Grandpa and at-least now he realizes why his wife is always mad at him.
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