When I Say I’m Broke – I’m Broke!

A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day,
To be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner.

‘Good morning,’ said the young man. ‘If I could take a couple minutes of your time,
I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners…

‘ ‘Go away!’ said the old lady. ”I’m broke and haven’t got any money!”

And she proceeded to close the door.

Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door and pushed it wide open…
”Don’t be too hasty!” he said. ”Not until you have at least seen my demonstration.”

And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse manure onto her hallway carpet.

”Now, if this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse manure
from your carpet, Madam, I will personally eat the remainder.”

The old lady stepped back and said, ”Well let me get you a fork,
’cause they cut off my electricity this morning.”

25 Responses to “When I Say I’m Broke – I’m Broke!”

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  1. zezebel
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    Hahahahaha….
    That was funny, I wish that won’t happen to me.
    Nice one.

  2. Raven
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    Ha ha you got me there!

  3. Don E. Chute
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    Way funny!

    Eat shit and die:>)

    PLU!

  4. ROLF! I am on the bad mood today so I read your post because I thought It might be something that relates to my current situation. And then WTF?! It made me ROLF! ahahahaha!

  5. Russ
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    Good one Steve

  6. Ian@Unofficial Chart Blog says:

    PMFSL – that is hilarious

  7. Marg says:

    That was a good one. Serves that young man right. Why don’t people listen when they tell you they have no money. Have a great day.

  8. A classic…which I don’t want to think about when I get tucked into my supper in a wee bit.

  9. Sourav @ Tech N Blogging
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    Haha! That’s a great one Steve. A full bucket of ….!!! Waaak!!!

  10. megaman
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    That was just excellent Steve, you have a very twisted funny mind. I love it. Thanks for the morning laugh, it just makes the day better.

    • stevebethere
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      @ megaman

      you have a very twisted funny mind

      Funny you should say that Greg because i get told that quite often i just can’t think why lol

      Have a great day! 🙂

  11. Octo-Dolls Satiricial Nesting Dolls
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    That’s what you get, pushy salesman. lol Door to door salespeople are coming back full force, have you noticed? I hadn’t seen any in several years, and now they show up constantly. Annoying.

    • stevebethere
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      @ Octo-Dolls
      lol

      Not so much at the door but on the phone and it does my head in but at least you can just put the phone down 😯

      Thanks for commenting 🙂

  12. Retinna says:

    OMG!!!!!! That was just TOO funny. And the illustration makes it even funnier for some reason.

  13. Ben@CD Rates says:

    LOL. That is awesome. Pretty disgusting, but great. That is how some of those salesman are though… just so pushy.