Just a quickie for the weekend
How you know when love fades?
I was sitting on the sofa watching TV when I heard my wife’s voice from the kitchen:
“What would you like for dinner, Sweetie? Chicken, beef or lamb?”
I said: “Thank you; I’ll have chicken.”
She said: “F*ck You. I was talking to the cat.”
Good One! Do you have to share the cat food Steve?
Twitter ID: bethere2day
@ Greg
No never i have it all to myself LOL 🙂
Twitter ID: selfsagacity
That was a good one. It made me laugh. When I am in one of my moods, I just say, I am having chicken you have your food don’t you? Because mime never ask about food.
Twitter ID: bethere2day
@ selfsagacity
I wouldn’t want to catch you in a mood at mealtime then lol
Thanks for stopping by 🙂
Ha! This brightened up my day lol
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@ Ottawa
Nice to know
Thanks for visiting 🙂
Twitter ID: london_is_cool
Ouch…I guess that’s why I hate cats and prefer dogs!
That’s the kind of wife, I need to avoid like the plague….
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@ William
LOL i agree 🙂
hilarious!! Thanks for the laugh!
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@ RRR
Your welcome lol 🙂
hahaha. didn’t see that coming. 😀
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@ Tessa
Heheh! Thanks for stopping by Tessa
Twitter ID: zach_june
Hope I wouldn’t be having such kind of wife! 🙂
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@ June
I am sure you won’t LOL
Twitter ID: missus_emm
Okay, I’d never say such a horrible thing to my poor, long suffering spouse but he often, often thinks I’m talking to him when I tell my dogs and cats that I love them. 🙂
Twitter ID: bethere2day
@ Emm
LMFAO and have you told him? 🙂
Twitter ID: missus_emm
Of course! Well, I usually go quiet and he realises his mistake.
This is genius – sort of reminds me of that joke about the three women:
Sipping her drink, the single girl leered and said, “Last Friday at the end of the work day I went to my boyfriend’s office wearing a leather coat. When all the other people had left, I slipped out of it and all I had on was a leather bodice, black stockings and stiletto heels. He was so aroused that we made passionate love on his desk right then and there!”
The engaged woman giggled and said, “That’s pretty much my story! When my fiancé got home last Friday, he found me waiting for him in a black mask, leather bodice, black hose and stiletto pumps. He was so turned on that we not only had sex all night, he wants to move up our wedding date!”
The married woman put her glass down and said, “I did a lot of planning. I made arrangements for the kids to stay over at Grandma’s. I took a long scented-oil bath and then put on my best perfume. I slipped into a tight leather bodice, a black garter belt, black stockings and six-inch stilettos.
I finished it off with a black mask. When my husband got home from work, he grabbed a beer and the remote, sat down and yelled, “Hey Batman, what’s for dinner?”
Thanks for the lol 🙂
Twitter ID: RetroCollageArtretrocollage
Lol, lucky that is not my lot in life.