When Love Fades

Just a quickie for the weekend

How you know when love fades?

I was sitting on the sofa watching TV when I heard my wife’s voice from the kitchen:

“What would you like for dinner, Sweetie? Chicken, beef or lamb?”

I said: “Thank you; I’ll have chicken.”

She said: “F*ck You. I was talking to the cat.”

🙂 Have a brilliant weekend 🙂

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  1. Greg says:

    Good One! Do you have to share the cat food Steve?

  2. selfsagacity says:

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    That was a good one. It made me laugh. When I am in one of my moods, I just say, I am having chicken you have your food don’t you? Because mime never ask about food.

  3. Ottawa Real Estate says:

    Ha! This brightened up my day lol

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    Ouch…I guess that’s why I hate cats and prefer dogs!

    That’s the kind of wife, I need to avoid like the plague….

  5. hilarious!! Thanks for the laugh!

  6. Tessa says:

    hahaha. didn’t see that coming. 😀

  7. June Zach says:

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    Hope I wouldn’t be having such kind of wife! 🙂

  8. Emm says:

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    Okay, I’d never say such a horrible thing to my poor, long suffering spouse but he often, often thinks I’m talking to him when I tell my dogs and cats that I love them. 🙂

  9. stevebethere says:

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    @ Emm
    LMFAO and have you told him? 🙂

  10. This is genius – sort of reminds me of that joke about the three women:

    Sipping her drink, the single girl leered and said, “Last Friday at the end of the work day I went to my boyfriend’s office wearing a leather coat. When all the other people had left, I slipped out of it and all I had on was a leather bodice, black stockings and stiletto heels. He was so aroused that we made passionate love on his desk right then and there!”
    The engaged woman giggled and said, “That’s pretty much my story! When my fiancé got home last Friday, he found me waiting for him in a black mask, leather bodice, black hose and stiletto pumps. He was so turned on that we not only had sex all night, he wants to move up our wedding date!”
    The married woman put her glass down and said, “I did a lot of planning. I made arrangements for the kids to stay over at Grandma’s. I took a long scented-oil bath and then put on my best perfume. I slipped into a tight leather bodice, a black garter belt, black stockings and six-inch stilettos.

    I finished it off with a black mask. When my husband got home from work, he grabbed a beer and the remote, sat down and yelled, “Hey Batman, what’s for dinner?”

    Thanks for the lol 🙂

  11. Art of RetroCollage says:

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    Lol, lucky that is not my lot in life.