Why Parents Drink

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Why Parents Drink…

laughing ChimpThe boss wondered why one of his most valued employees was absent but had not phoned in sick one day. Worried, he dialled the employee’s home phone number and was greeted with a child’s whisper. ‘Hello ? ‘
‘Is your daddy home?’ he asked.
Yes,’ whispered the small voice.
May I talk with him?’
The child whispered, ‘No .’
Surprised and wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, ‘Is your Mummy there?’ ‘Yes
‘May I talk with her?’ Again the small voice whispered, ‘ No
Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave a message, the boss asked, ‘Is anybody else there?’ ‘
Yes, ‘whispered the child, ‘ a policeman . ‘

Wondering what a policeman would be doing at his employee’s home, the boss asked, ‘May I speak with the policeman?’
No, he’s busy , ‘whispered the child.
‘Busy doing what?’

Talking to Daddy and Mummy and the Fireman, ‘came the whispered answer.

Growing more worried as he heard a loud noise in the background through the earpiece on the phone, the boss asked, ‘What is that noise?’
A helicopter ‘ answered the whispering voice.
‘What is going on there?’ demanded the boss, now truly apprehensive. Again, whispering, the child answered,
The search team just landed a helicopter.’

Alarmed, concerned and more than a little frustrated the boss asked, ‘What are they searching for?’

Still whispering, the young voice replied with a muffled giggle… ‘ME.’ 😯

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  1. Rosey says:

    lol and he answered the phone!! 😉

  2. When they find that little girl, she may have a few problems in her life and after her parents are going to have spend some money to pay all the people that are at her house. Funny little kid.

    Have a very interesting Thursday Steveo. See ya my friend.

    Cruisin Paul

  3. Comedy Plus
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    Oh this little guy is in a heap of trouble. He doesn’t know it yet, but it’s coming.

    Have a searchtastic day my friend. 🙂
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  4. That’s why I have a cat! LOL
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  5. mimi says:

    Yep, that and all the calls to poison control, and trips to the ER.
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  6. Rhonda Albom
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    One of my friends did this when she was little, and boy did she get in trouble.
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