Two great white sharks, swimming in the ocean, spied survivors of a sunken ship.
“Follow me, son.” the father shark said to the son shark and they swam to the mass of people.
“First we swim around them a few times with just the tip of our fins showing.” And they did.
“Well done, son! Now we swim around them a few more times with all of our fins showing.” And they did.
“Now we eat everybody.” And they did.
When they were both gorged, the son asked, “Dad, why didn’t we just eat them all at first?
Why did we swim around and around them?
His wise father replied,
“Because they taste better without the shit inside!”
Have a shark free Sunday 
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Twitter: grampyandyou
Good one Steve. Very educational.LOL
Twitter: bethere2day
@ Russ
I’m glad you think so Russ lol
Twitter: conartrick
But the son got too dizzy and sick from all the circling and all the shit and pee all over the water. LOL.
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Poor thing lol
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Twitter: comedyplus
Smart sharks. Bwahahahahaha.
Have a terrific day.
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@ CP
Definitely smarter than me Sandee lol
Twitter: zach_june
That was funny! LOL
Have a MERRY CHRISTMAS Steve!
May you be filled with love, joy and peace this holiday season!
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