Why Sharks Circle You Before Attacking

Two great white sharks, swimming in the ocean, spied survivors of a sunken ship.

“Follow me, son.” the father shark said to the son shark and they swam to the mass of people.

“First we swim around them a few times with just the tip of our fins showing.” And they did.

“Well done, son! Now we swim around them a few more times with all of our fins showing.” And they did.

“Now we eat everybody.” And they did.

When they were both gorged, the son asked, “Dad, why didn’t we just eat them all at first?

Why did we swim around and around them?

His wise father replied,
“Because they taste better without the shit inside!”

😉 Have a shark free Sunday 😉

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  1. Russ
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    Good one Steve. Very educational.LOL

  2. C.A.T.
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    But the son got too dizzy and sick from all the circling and all the shit and pee all over the water. LOL.

    (Dropping by here)
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  3. Comedy Plus
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    Smart sharks. Bwahahahahaha.

    Have a terrific day. 🙂
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  4. Zach
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    That was funny! LOL
    Have a MERRY CHRISTMAS Steve! 😀

    May you be filled with love, joy and peace this holiday season! 🙂
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