Why She Changed Hotels!

Last week, a 60 plus year old woman checked into the Four Seasons in Palm Beach and was a bit lonely.

She thought, “I’ll call one of those men you see advertised in phone books for escorts and sensual massages.”

She looked through the phone book, found a full page ad for a guy calling himself Damon – a very handsome man with assorted physical skills flexing in the photo.

He had all the right muscles in all the right places, thick wavy hair, long powerful legs, dazzling smile, six pack abs and, she felt, a well oiled butt…. You get the picture.

She figured, what the heck, she’ll give him a call. “Hello, ma’am, how may I help you?” . . .

Oh my, she thought, he sounded sooo sexy! Afraid she would lose her nerve if she hesitated, she said,

“Hi, I hear you give a great massage. I’d like you to come to my room number 420 at the Four Seasons Hotel and give me one.

No, wait, I should be straight with you. I’m in town all alone and what I really want is sex. I want it hard, I want it hot and I want it now. Bring implements, toys, rubber, leather, whips, everything you’ve got in your bag of tricks.

We’ll go hot and heavy all night – tie me up, cover me in chocolate syrup and whipped cream, anything and everything baby. Now how does that sound?”

He says, “Oh my God … That sounds absolutely fantastic. But, Mrs. Taylor, you need to press 9 for an outside line.”

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  1. Grampy says:

    That was a good one Steve. I would have left also.

  2. Marg says:

    LOL, too funny. Silly woman. Have a great week end
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    Ha! That cracked me up!
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  4. Not the kind of ending I was expecting…do you have her phone number so you can pass it on to me…

  5. Clara says:

    The end was totally funny!

    A great way to cheer me up because I woke up gloomy.

  6. Greg says:

    Must have been a good night to be on the desk…Another good one Steve!
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  7. riches corner says:

    That was totally funny!

  8. I hate those phones. That is the problem, technology will eventually trap you. 🙂
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  9. Michelle says:

    Thanks for making my day – that was hysterical!!!

  10. Haaaa….. that was a good one! I hate when that happens! That’s why a text is sometimes the better bet! 😉

    lol @ William! 😉
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  11. Cheap Australian Hotels says:

    Hahah .. Super LOL . That was kinda funny .. Nice one !

  12. blogwithric says:

    Wow, your blog posts never fail to make me laugh every visit.

  13. This thing is so funny, would wonder what kind of things happen every day in a hoteliers life. Thanks for the story.