Saturday Giggle – The Widow

newspaperAfter her husband passed away, a widow ‘phoned her local newspaper to place an announcement in the obituaries section.
“What would you like to say?” asked the sympathetic woman answering her call.
“How much does it cost?” asked the widow.
“We charge 75p a word” was the reply.
“All right. Can I put ‘Bert died’ ? That will be £1.50, is that right ?”
“I’m afraid we have to charge for seven words or more” said the newspaper woman.
After a moment’s thought the bereaved woman said “In that case, can I put ‘Bert died. 1978 Vauxhall Viva car for sale’?” 😯

National Orgasm Day
A man turns to his wife in bed and whispers “Did you know it’s National
Orgasm Day?”
“Oh, what a pity,” she smiled, “Right in the middle of National Headache
Week!” 😯 :mrgreen:

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  1. Lux Ganzon
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    The widow wants her money’s worth. LOL!

  2. What’s a headache? Ha,ha,ha. Have a brilliant Saturday stevebethere. I hope it’s a bit warmer today. See ya.

    Cruisin Paul

  3. Rhonda Albom
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    That widow sure has a way with words. That’s hilarious.

  4. mimi says:

    So they coordinated those celebrations, eh? Heeheehee!

  5. Comedy Plus
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    Bwahahahahahahaha on both of them.

    Have a fabulous day Steve. 🙂