winkerA man with a winking problem is applying for a position as a sales representative for a large firm.
The interviewer looks over his papers and says, “This is phenomenal. You’ve graduated from the best schools; your recommendations are wonderful, and your experience is unparalleled. Normally, we’d hire you without a second thought.
However, a sales representative has a highly visible position, and we’re afraid that your constant winking will scare off potential customers. I’m sorry … we can’t hire you.”

“But wait,” he said. “If I take two aspirin, I’ll stop winking!”

“Really? Great! Show me!”

So the applicant reaches into his jacket pocket and begins pulling out all sorts of condoms: red condoms, blue condoms, ribbed condoms, flavoured condoms; finally, at the bottom, he finds a packet of aspirin.

He tears it open, swallows the pills, and stops winking.

“Well,” said the interviewer, “that’s all well and good, but this is a respectable company, and we will not have our employees womanizing all over, the country!”

“Womanizing? What do you mean? I’m a happily married man!”

“Well then, how do you explain all these condoms?”

“Oh, that,” he sighed. “Have you ever walked into a pharmacy, winking, and asked for aspirin? 😉 😉 😉 😉

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  1. Rhonda Albom
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    LOL – so does he get the job?

  2. I bet that’s all that he gets when he blinks. Ha,ha,ha. Have a condomless Saturday Stevebethere. I hope it’s sunny where you’re at. See ya.

    Cruisin Paul

  3. Comedy Plus
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    Bwahahahahahahaha. I’d not heard this one before. Bwahahahahahahaha.

    Have a fabulous day Steve. 🙂

  4. Lux Ganzon
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    Hahaha. Aspirin and some freebies.

  5. mimi says:

    Heeheehee! Poor guy!

  6. cube says:

    Lol. I didn’t see that one coming.