Wise Saying’s

confuciousConfucius Say.
Kiss is merely shopping upstairs, for merchandise downstairs.

Confucius Say.
Better to lose a lover than love a loser.

Confucius Say.
Man with broken condom often called Daddy

Confucius Say.
Sex is same as bank account you put it in, you take it out….you lose interest.

Confucius Say.
Viagra just like Disneyland … One hour wait for 5 minute ride.

Confucius Say.
Much better to want the mate you do not have, than to have the mate you do not want.

Confucius Say.
Joke is like sex, neither any good if you don’t get it.

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  1. Rhonda Albom
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    These are all good. “daddy” was my favorite.

  2. Confucius was a learned man. I wonder how many children he had? Stevebethere you had be rolling in my chair this morning. Confucius says you are funny. Have a wonderful Saturday. See ya,

    Cruisin Paul

  3. Comedy Plus
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    Very sage advice Steve. Very sage.

    Have a fabulous weekend. 🙂

  4. cube says:

    Thanks, Confucious, for the wise words especially the last.

  5. mimi says:

    He often knew what he was talking about!

  6. Joyce
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    These are hysterical, Steve.

  7. Caren Gittleman
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    these are freakin’ hilarious!

  8. Jason
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    Confucius so crazy.