Women

Lost keysA real woman is a man’s best friend she will never stand him up and never let him down.

She will reassure him when he feels insecure and comfort him after a bad day.
She will inspire him to do things he never thought he could do, to live without fear and forget regret.
She will enable him to express his deepest emotions and give in to his most intimate desires.
She will make sure he always feels as though he’s the most handsome man in the room and will enable him to be the most confident, sexy, seductive and invincible…

No wait…Sorry. I’m thinking of whiskey. It’s whiskey that does all that sh*t.
Never mind. :mrgreen:

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  1. Comedy Plus
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    Or wine. Bwahahahahahahaha. Love this Steve.

    Have a whiskeytastic day my friend. 🙂
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  2. Rosey says:

    I was thinking, wow, that’s super woman he’s talking about. And then I saw it was whiskey. Agreed. 😀 🙂

  3. mimi says:

    It’s easy to confuse them! Heeheehee!
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  4. Rhonda Albom
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    Yep, whiskey does do all that 🙂 LOL thanks for the giggles 🙂