Ever Wonder?

Why do supermarkets make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front?

Why do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

Why do banks leave vault doors open and then chain the pens to the counters..

Why do we leave cars worth thousands of pounds in our driveways and put our useless junk in the garage.

EVER WONDER …

Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?

Why can’t women put on mascara with their mouth closed?

Why don’t you ever see the headline ‘Psychic Wins Lottery’?

Why is ‘abbreviated’ such a long word?

Why is it that doctors call what they do ‘practice’?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavoring, and dish washing liquid made with real lemons?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

Why isn’t there mouse-flavoured cat food?

Why didn’t Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don’t they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!

Why don’t sheep shrink when it rains?

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

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  1. Comedy Plus
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    I’ve wondered about most of these too. Good ones.

    Have a terrific day. 🙂

  2. Doug@Missoula
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    Good stuff, man. I like it and I wonder…too.

  3. Rocks
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    oh yes..the airplane ..why not? and the diet coke.I see a lot of people doing that 😀 Really..I wonder 🙂

  4. Joyce
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    I don’t know. Great questions.

  5. Don E. Chute
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    I’m always wondering things like these…I just wonder why I can’t remember to write them down?

    Great stuff B2! You make my Day and it’s only past 3am!

    Happy Trails and PLU from SSF

  6. Tomas
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    Your questions are like the paints that compound the wondrous art piece. Your questions open the eyes and thus transform the common colors into the brilliant questions. My reply is my looking around more attentively. Thank you

  7. Chinmay
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    WHY??? Good thought revoking collection! I have one more ‘Why people spend thousands on luxury cars and yet bargain with the vegetable vendors?’ Maybe only India specific, but this is only an indication to many such behaviors.

  8. Shane
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    Interesting I have often wondered some of the same things.