Wonderful English From Around The World

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In a Bangkok Temple:
IT IS FORBIDDEN TO ENTER A WOMAN, EVEN A FOREIGNER,
IF DRESSED AS A MAN.
Cocktail lounge, Norway:
LADIES ARE REQUESTED NOT TO HAVE CHILDREN IN THE BAR
Doctor’s office, Rome:
SPECIALIST IN WOMEN AND OTHER DISEASES.
Dry cleaners, Bangkok:
DROP YOUR TROUSERS HERE FOR THE BEST RESULTS.
In a Nairobi restaurant:
CUSTOMERS WHO FIND OUR WAITRESSES RUDE, OUGHT TO SEE
THE MANAGER
On the main road to Mombasa, leaving Nairobi:
TAKE NOTICE: WHEN THIS SIGN IS UNDER WATER, THIS ROAD
IS IMPASSABLE.
On a poster at Kencom:
ARE YOU AN ADULT THAT CANNOT READ? IF SO WE CAN HELP.
In a City restaurant:
OPEN SEVEN DAYS A WEEK AND WEEKENDS.
In a Cemetery:
PERSONS ARE PROHIBITED FROM PICKING FLOWERS, FROM ANY
BUT THEIR OWN GRAVES.
Tokyo hotel’s rules and regulations:
GUESTS ARE REQUESTED NOT TO SMOKE, OR DO OTHER
DISGUSTING BEHAVIOURS IN BED.
On the menu of a Swiss Restaurant:
OUR WINES LEAVE YOU NOTHING TO HOPE FOR.
In a Tokyo Bar:
SPECIAL COCKTAILS FOR THE LADIES WITH NUTS.
Hotel, Yugoslavia:
THE FLATTENING OF UNDERWEAR WITH PLEASURE, IS THE
JOB OF THE CHAMBERMAID.
Hotel, Japan:
YOU ARE INVITED TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THE CHAMBERMAID.
In the lobby of a Moscow Hotel, across from a Russian Orthodox
Monastery:
YOU ARE WELCOME TO VISIT THE CEMETERY, WHERE FAMOUS
RUSSIAN AND SOVIET COMPOSERS, ARTISTS AND WRITERS ARE
BURIED DAILY, EXCEPT THURSDAY.
A sign posted in Germany’s Black Forest:
IT IS STRICTLY FORBIDDEN ON OUR BLACK FOREST CAMPING
SITE, THAT PEOPLE OF DIFFERENT SEX, FOR INSTANCE, MEN
AND WOMEN, LIVE TOGETHER IN ONE TENT,UNLESS THEY ARE
MARRIED WITH EACH OTHER FOR THIS PURPOSE.

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  1. In a Tokyo Bar:
    SPECIAL COCKTAILS FOR THE LADIES WITH NUTS.

    Ha,ha,ha. I don’t think I’ll be going to Tokyo for awhile.
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    Hotel, Japan:
    YOU ARE INVITED TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THE CHAMBERMAID.
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    Oh my goodness. I’ll have to check out the next time I spend time in a hotel and see what crazy words are there. WOW!

    Thanks stevebethere for a very interesting Saturday. See ya.

    Cruisin Paul

  2. Comedy Plus says:

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    Bwahahahahahaha. Those are pretty messed up aren’t they. Funny though.

    Have a fantabulous day Steve. 🙂
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  3. Crazyswagger says:

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    OMG you crack me up!!! Hilarious!

  5. mimi says:

    Heeheehee! Translation is such a complicated job!
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  6. MB says:

    LOL! These are great. I especially like the one from the Moscow hotel lobby.
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    Hahaha what a find! I’m glad I stumbled upon this! Made my day! It’s amazing what gets lost in translation for some of these!
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  8. Rhonda Albom says:

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    These are great. One of my favorites said, “Eat Here and Get Gas too”
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  9. Sandy B says:

    Haha…not sure which one I like the best!

    Have a great day…