Silly Sunday – Worms

A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon.

Four worms were placed into four separate jars.

The first worm was put into a container of alcohol.

The second worm was put into a container of cigarette smoke.

The third worm was put into a container of chocolate syrup.

The fourth worm was put into a container of good clean soil.

At the conclusion of the sermon, the Minister reported the following results:

The first worm in alcohol . . . . . . Dead .

The second worm in cigarette smoke . . . Dead .

Third worm in chocolate syrup . . .. . Dead.

Fourth worm in good clean soil . .. . Alive …

So the Minister asked the congregation,

“What did you learn from this demonstration?”

A lady who was sitting in the back, quickly raised her hand and said . . .
“As long as you drink, smoke and eat chocolate, you won’t have worms!”

That pretty much ended the service! 😯


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  1. Comedy Plus says:

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    Bwahahahahaha. I’ll have another drink. You can have the smokes though. Good one Steve.

    Have a terrific day. 🙂

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  2. Joyce says:

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    I’ve learned to put my drink down before reading anything on your blog. Spitting coffee out of the mouth is not good for my computer.

    Tee hee.

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  3. Steve says:

    Funny!

    I guess the Minister didn’t go fishing after the service.

    Have a great day!
    Steve

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  4. Rocks says:

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    I think the minister made it very clear 🙂 hahahaha!!

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    The lady makes a good point 🙂

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