Would You Marry Again

GolfA husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the wife looks over at him and asks the question.

WIFE: “What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?”
HUSBAND: “Definitely not!”
WIFE: “Why not? Don’t you like being married?”
HUSBAND: “Of course I do.”
WIFE: “Then why wouldn’t you remarry?”
HUSBAND: “Okay, okay, I’d get married again.”
WIFE: “You would?” (with a hurt look)
HUSBAND: (makes audible groan)
WIFE: “Would you live in our house?”
HUSBAND: “Sure, it’s a great house.”
WIFE: “Would you sleep with her in our bed?”
HUSBAND: “Where else would we sleep?”
WIFE: “Would you let her drive my car?”
HUSBAND: “Probably, it is almost new.”
WIFE: “Would you replace my pictures with hers?”
HUSBAND: “That would seem like the proper thing to do.”
WIFE: “Would you give her my jewellery?”
HUSBAND: “No, I’m sure she’d want her own.”
WIFE: “Would she use my golf clubs?”
HUSBAND: “No, she’s left-handed.”
WIFE: — silence-
HUSBAND: β€œOh bugger, what have I said !” πŸ‘Ώ


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  1. Rosey says:

    She should have stopped while she was ahead. Or he should have. Someone’s about to be single, lol

  2. Comedy Plus
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    He’s in deep dodo. Deep.

    Have a lefthandedtastic day my friend. πŸ™‚
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  3. WIFE: β€œWhat would you do if I died? Would you get married again?”

    He should have said NO! and leave it at that but I loved the golf answer. A left handed, oh so fantastic.

    Have a wonderful Thursday Steveo. See ya my friend.

    Cruisin Paul

    PS I had a fantastic day yesterday golfing. I got the ball in the hole 18 times. WOW! Ha,ha,ha. See ya. ( I played 18 holes )

  4. Rhonda
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    Holy *()@#) . Better watch what comes out of his mouth.
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  5. mimi says:

    The answer to the second question, don’t you like being married, is i love being married to you but i cannot imagine myself being happy with anyone else. That’s the only thing that will keep you safe!
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