Christmas Shopping

brokeladyA couple were Christmas shopping on Christmas Eve and the whole place was heaving, packed with other last minute shoppers.

Walking through the shopping centre the surprised wife looked up from a window display and noticed her husband was nowhere to be seen. She knew they had lots still to do and she became very upset. She rummaged in her handbag and found her mobile phone then used it to call her husband to ask him where he was.

The husband in a calm voice replied: “Darling, you remember the jewellery shop we went into five years ago, where you fell in love with that diamond necklace that we could not afford and I told you that one day I would get it for you…?”

His wife’s eyes filled with tears of emotion, she began to cry softly and stifling a sob she whispered:”Yes, I remember that jewellery shop…”

“Well,” he said, “I’m in the pub next to it!”

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  1. Comedy Plus says:

    Of course he’s in the pub next to the jewelry store. Bless his heart. He’s not going to get lucky tonight for sure.

    Have a fabulous day Steve. :)
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  2. Suzanne Lucas says:

    Lol, he must be the author of the book “How To Keep the Romance In Your Life… After Your Wife Bitchslaps You to Hell”.
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  3. mimi says:

    You would think, after that many years of marriage, he would have learned better… LOL
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  4. Agent 54 says:

    That post was about feelings.
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  5. Memorable landmarks are important, how else would she find him.
    Had a laugh at the Pirate joke but the comments seemed to be disabled on that post
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  6. Joyce says:

    Ooooo. Santa must have skipped that bad boy’s house.
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  7. Rhonda Albom says:

    LOL – poor women . . . although it’s the hubby that will suffer for this one.
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  8. Lol… she fell for it, hook,line and sinker.
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