You Gotta Admire A Good Nurse

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A policeman was rushed to the hospital with an inflamed appendix, the doctors operated and advised him that all was well, however, the policeman kept feeling something pulling at his pubic hairs.

Worried that it might be a second surgery and the doctors hadn’t told him about it, he finally got enough energy to pull his hospital gown up enough so he could look at what was making him so uncomfortable.

Taped firmly across his pubic hair and private parts were three wide strips of adhesive tape, the kind that doesn’t come off easily — if at all.

Written on the tape in large black letters was the sentence, “Get well soon from the nurse in the Land Rover you booked for speeding last week.”

And that’s why you gotta admire a good nurse Ouch!!! 😯

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  1. Comedy Plus says:

    Bwahahahahaha.

    Have a terrific day. :)
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  2. Debbie says:

    LMAO!! Revenge is sweet. Good one. 😀
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  3. Joyce says:

    I guess she’s going down for assault. My brother-in-law had a very painful shot after throwing snowballs at some lady shoveling snow. Hee hee.
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  4. Shane says:

    Nice too bad we all don’t get a chance to get back
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  5. LOL – She did get her revenge – although she will probably be in it worse now. Sorry so late getting to this one, it was at the bottom of my reader. I am nearly caught up :)
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