Silly Sunday – A Monkey Story

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A Monkey Story

A man walks into a bar with his pet monkey.
He orders a drink and while he’s drinking, the monkey starts jumping all over the place.
The monkey grabs some olives off the bar and eats them, then grabs some sliced limes and eats them, then jumps up on the pool table, grabs the cue ball, sticks it in his mouth and swallows it whole.
The bartender screams at the chap, “Did you see what your monkey just did?”
The fellow says, “No, what?”
“He just ate the cue ball off my pool table – whole!” says the bartender.

“Yeah, that doesn’t surprise me,” replies the customer. “He eats everything in sight, the little jerk. I’ll pay for the cue ball and stuff.”
He finishes his drink, pays his bill, and leaves.
Two weeks later he’s in the bar again, and he has his monkey with him. He orders a drink and the monkey starts running around the bar again. While the man is drinking, the monkey finds a cherry on the bar.
He grabs it, sticks it up his bum, pulls it out, and eats it.
The bartender is disgusted.
“Did you see what your monkey did now?”
“Now what?” asks the customer.
“Well, he stuck a cherry up his bum, then pulled it out and ate it!” says the bartender.
“Yeah, that doesn’t surprise me,” replies the customer.
“He still eats everything in sight, but ever since he ate that cue ball he measures everything first!” ๐Ÿ˜ฏ ๐Ÿ‘ฟ

12 Responses to “Silly Sunday – A Monkey Story”

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  1. mimi says:

    Heeheehee! Smart monkey, he only has to be taught that lesson once. Have a fabulous Sunday!

  2. Ouch!!!! Ha,ha,ha.

    I hope that you’ll have a wonderful Sunday Steve and I hope that it’s getting warmer where you at. This week we’re are going to have some warmer weather in Amherstburg, Ontario, Canada. See ya.

    Cruisin Paul

  3. Agent 54 says:

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    Exactly! Why have a pet Goat when you can have a Monkey?

  4. Comedy Plus says:

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    Bwahahahahahahahahaha. Smart monkey.

    Have a monkeytastic Silly Sunday. ๐Ÿ™‚

  5. Marg says:

    Now that is one smart Monkey. Well done.

  6. Rosey says:

    What goes in, must come out… or something like that, lol