Silly Sunday – No Lies

A lawyer, who had a wife and 12 children needed to move because his rental agreement was terminated by the owner who wanted to reoccupy the home.

But he was having a lot of difficulty finding a new house.

When he said, he had 12 children no one would rent a home to him because they felt that the children would destroy the house.

He couldn’t say he had no children because he couldn’t lie.

We all know lawyers cannot and do not lie.

So, he sent his wife for a walk to the cemetery with their other 11 children and took the remaining one with him to see rental homes with the real estate agent.

He loved one of the homes and the price was right — the agent asked:

“How many children do you have?

He answered: “Twelve.”
The agent asked, “Where are the others?”

The lawyer, with his best courtroom sad look answered “They’re in the cemetery with their mother.”

MORAL: It’s not necessary to lie, one only has to choose the right words… reminds me of politicians 👿

20 Responses to “Silly Sunday – No Lies”

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  1. Lux G. says:

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    I sometimes wonder how the world would be if people ALWAYS say the truth.

    I remember Jim Carrey in Liar, Liar. “This pen is rrrrroyal blue!” LOL!

  2. mimi says:

    Heeheehee! That lawyer knows the difference between the truth and the whole truth.

    Have a blessed and beautiful Sunday!

  3. Agent54 says:

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    The Lawyer will wind up in Congress.

  4. Jimmy says:

    Don’t you just love a truthful lawyer, it always works to their advantage ha ha

  5. Sandee says:

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    This is exactly what they do. It’s the placement of the words.

    Have a supertastic SSS. 🙂

  6. Marg says:

    That is one smarty lawyer. And her sure wasn’t lying. Steve, you have a most wonderful day.

  7. Rhonda Albom says:

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    Haha. A little misdirection will get the job done.

  8. Mike Golch says:

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    Good One!

  9. I believe that this lawyer will become the President of the United States just like Donald Trump. What do you think about that one Steveo? Sorry for being a little late my friend. See ya.

    Cruisin Paul

  10. Rosey says:

    12 deaths though in one family? I’d still be scared to rent to him. 😉