Silly Sunday – Revenge Of The Blondes

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Revenge Of The Blondes

Q. How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes?
A. Both of them.

Q. What’s the difference between a man and a chimpanzee?
A. One is hairy, smelly and is always scratching its ass, and the other is a chimpanzee.

Q. Why did the man cross the road?
A. He heard the chicken was a slut.

Q. Why don’t women blink during foreplay?
A. They don’t have time.

Q. Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilise one egg?
A. They won’t stop to ask directions.

Q. What do men and sperm have in common?
A. They both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.

Q. What should you give a man who has everything?
A. A woman to show him how to work it.

Q. Why do black widow spiders kill their mates after mating?
A. To stop the snoring before it starts.

Q. How does a man show that he is planning for the future?
A. He buys two cases of beer.

Q. What do you do with a bachelor who thinks he’s God’s gift to women?
A. Exchange him.

Q. Why do men like smart women?
A. Opposites attract.

Q. What is the difference between men and government bonds?
A. The bonds mature.

Q. Why are blonde jokes so short?
A. So men can remember them.

Q. How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
A. We don’t know; it has never happened.

Q. Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good looking?
A. They all already have boyfriends.

6 Responses to “Silly Sunday – Revenge Of The Blondes”

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  1. mimi says:

    Heeheehee! Although sometimes i’m not sure whether to laugh or cry!

  2. Comedy Plus says:

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    Bwahahahahahahaha. Man bashing day. You know I have a wonderful husband right? I know you know and he’s perfect.

    Have a blondetastic Silly Sunday. ๐Ÿ™‚

  3. I never thought about a man bashing day but I guess it’s OK because I love blonde jokes.
    Now this one, Q. How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
    A. We donโ€™t know; it has never happened.
    I have to say that when there is roll gone, I have no problem changing it because if I didn’t, I’d hear about it loud & clear. I live with wife wife & daughter. Ha,ha,ha.

    Have a devious Sunday Steve. See ya.

    Cruisin Paul