Silly Sunday – Rod And Reel

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Rod And Reel (An oldie)

A woman goes into Cabela’s to buy a rod and reel for her grandson’s
birthday. She doesn’t know which one to get, so she just grabs one and
goes over to the counter. The clerk was standing behind the counter wearing
dark glasses. She says to him, “Excuse me, sir. Can you tell me anything
about this rod and reel?” He says, “Ma’am, I’m completely blind; but if you’ll
drop it on the counter, I can tell you everything from the sound it makes.”

She doesn’t believe him but drops it on the counter anyway. … He says,
“That’s a 6-foot Shakespeare graphite rod with a Zebco 404 reel and
10-pound test line. It’s a good all-around combination, and it’s on sale this
week for only $20.” She says, “It’s amazing that you can tell all that just
by the sound of it dropping on the counter. I’ll take it!” As she opens her
purse, her credit card drops on the floor. “Oh, that sounds like a MasterCard,”
he says

She bends down to pick it up and accidentally farts. At first she is really
embarrassed, but then realizes there is no way the blind clerk could tell it
was her who tooted. Being blind, he wouldn’t know that she was the only
person around? The man rings up the sale and says, “That’ll be $34.50 please.”
The woman is totally confused by this and asks, “Didn’t you tell me the rod
and reel were on sale for $20? How did you get $34.50?”

He replies, “Yes, ma’am. The rod and reel is $20, but the Duck Call is $11,
and the Catfish Bait is $3.50.” She paid it and left without saying a word. 👿 😯

12 Responses to “Silly Sunday – Rod And Reel”

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  1. mimi says:

    Heeheehee! Wonder how many people he took with that line? Happy Silly Sunday!

  2. What a smart blind man and an embarrassed woman. I wonder why he didn’t charge her for the perfume. Get it? Ha,ha,ha.

    Have an ou de purfum Sunday Steveo.

    It’s still dry around here. In fact the fire department is telling people not to blow out fireworks in fear of a fire. My lawn is so dry it looks like a yellow brown color. Send me some of your rain. We need it. See ya my friend.

    Cruisin Paul

    • stevebethere says:

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      I suppose it was better than pooting in a lift 🙂

      Were having a brief interval at the moment but when it starts again I will waft some over to you Pauleo then you can also have an ou de purfum Sunday haha! 🙂

  3. Comedy Plus says:

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    Bwahahahahahahahaha. Oh he’s good, he’s really good.

    Have a duckcalltastic Silly Sunday Steve. 🙂

  4. Agent54 says:

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    Been there, done that.

  5. Lux G. says:

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    LOL! Made my day.

  6. Rhonda says:

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    Haha! Very perceptive storekeep.